Farewell to a rather dreadful year, and good riddance. In the state of Maine, we will -- we WILL -- replace Paul LePage with a sensible governor who is elected by a majority of citizens, and who does not have an appetite for his own foot.
We will -- we WILL -- see a similarly sensible replacement for Rick Snyder, the current governor of my home state of Michigan. I implore the fine folks there to also replace the majority of their legislature.
We will -- we WILL -- see Wendy Davis succeed in her bid to become governor of Texas. Even they have had it with stupidity.
I will -- I WILL -- move into a new job where I can make a difference.
I will -- I WILL -- turn 50 and be so, so grateful for it. And I'll look pretty damn good, too.
